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"Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe" is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them no matter what bad thing they ve done Inside "Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe," writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, "Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe" offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. "Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe" is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true ) insights into dog--and human--nature.", A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love thema "no matter what bad thing theya (TM)ve done Inside "Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe," writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fidos love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, "Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe" offers a poochs perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. "Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe" is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true ) insights into dog--and human--nature., Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-colour photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoeoffers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoeis the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature., Offering doggie logic and practical puppy-to-person advice, this charming book will have dog lovers rolling on the floor laughing with their pets, while learning what those wagging tails and puppy dog eyes are really saying. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums, and lovingly reveals that, when it comes to understanding man's best friend, man could learn some new tricks of his own. You clearly aren't aware of how delightful it is to sleep in another doggie's funk, or you'd let me on the bed with you every night.o You said, 'Not on the Couch.' That's why I'm on the recliner.o I apologise for being caught stealing your bacon, and I promise not to get caught in the future.o Since you don't walk me anymore, I didn't think you'd mind if I pooped in your shoe.o, What perceptive insights lay behind all those whines, wags, and barks? Would he have a good reason for tearing up your new down pillow? Would he apologize for that unfortunate incident on the linoleum? Professional stand-up comedian and blogger Jeremy Greenberg takes a pooch's perspective in this collection of humorous letters to dog owners. Each letter is paired with a funny full-color photograph of the dog or situation in question. It's a great book for dog lovers who know that beyond those deep eyes lay deep insights into dog (and human) nature.

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